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Posted on 07 October 2008

To help, arm your child with a tasty snack. This may help your un-Krav Maga-trained child defend him/herself (and yes, they beat up girls ever since Yael Arad won medal in Judo).

Mann Auditorium An American tourist in Tel Aviv was about to enter the impressive Mann Auditorium to take in a concert by the Israel Philharmonic. He was admiring the unique architecture, the sweeping lines of the entrance, and the modern decor throughout the building. Finally he turned to his friend and asked if the building ...

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Only in Israel

Posted on 28 July 2008

Nefesh B'Nefesh recently initiated a project called "12 to 12" asking Olim to compose a list of 12 things that they appreciate about Israel and send that list to at least 12 friends abroad. Below are some of the responses. All Jewish holidays are national holidays (no more saving up vacation days!) It's a beautiful country; where ...

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Language Barriers

Posted on 28 July 2008

Living in Israel can be quite an amusing experience for a chutznik whose ivrit is not quite up to scratch… My wife had asked me to look out for an apron with a picture of Jerusalem on the front, so, on my next trip to the old city I took the opportunity to pop into ...

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Posted on 23 July 2008

Don't Mess With Bubbie An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Bubbie: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Bubbie: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Bubbie: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Bubbie: ...

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The Goat Yoghurt

Posted on 23 July 2008

On my way home from an appointment, I received a phone call from my daughter. She and her brother were “trapped” at home, waylaid by germs. Wouldn’t I, their “good” mother pick up a few things, for them, at the makolet? I grumbled a reply. Subsequently, I had a change of heart and rerouted my ...

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Humor

Posted on 14 July 2008

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Shavuot Q&A

Posted on 03 June 2008

by Jerusalem's Comedian Q: Dear David, I am a single 34-year-old male and I go to sleep around 10pm every night. How do I stay up for Tikun Layl Shavuot? A: The first time I heard about staying up all night I thought, “Jews know how to party!” Then I showed up to shul. Spent all night ...

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